Tuesday, December 21, 2010

More Stuff My Kids Say

As seen on Facebook...

Me: *singing Rudolph*
J: why does Santa need Rudolph to lead the way?
Me: because it's foggy and his nose is bright.
J: why doesn't he just use a flashlight?
Me: good point.

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Me: I love you Elliot!
E: I miss you. Not love you.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Stuff My Kids Say

J: want to hug Elliot?
E: yeah! I love you Josha.
J: aw he's so cute. He's like a little mushroom. A mushroom that talks!

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Tim: it's night time so the Sun is sleeping.
J: no, maybe the sun is eating dinner with his sons.

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Elliot shows us he can spell:
E: B-I-N-G-O Bingo!

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E lovingly lays his hammer on the ground.
E: Hammer sleeping!
*pauses*
E: Wake up hammer!! Wake up!

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J: popo (grandma) is really old
Me: but don't say that to her face.
J: We are really new!
Me: you mean young.
J: yeah.

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Overheard while Daddy and Elliot were playing horsie.
E: I want Daddy bum!

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Me: I love you Josh.
J: I'm sleepy mama. Don't disturb me.